Lo and behold, a perfume website has a dream interpreter feature. Click here, the website for Tommy Hilfiger's Dreaming perfume, click on The Dream Expert, then click on the dream interpreter link. Interesting. Incidentally, I've smelled this new perfume and it's pretty nice - as fruity (peachy) florals go, it may be one of the better ones.
I just tried to use the interpreter to de-code a dream I had a few nights ago, but "poison cupcake" isn't one of the recognized terms. Drat.